Friday, February 16, 2007
This is sweeter.
Dear honoured and distinguished guests,
Her Excellency, Queen Deborah, together with her family, requests your presence at their humble abode (205B Compassvale Lane #09-19) on the sacred 3rd day of Chinese New Year (20th Feb). Her Excellency is too busy to be the one sending out the email and bothering with such minor details, thus her humble servant shall make the arrangements on her behalf. Please confirm your attendance ASAP or your stomachs shall never taste The Empress Dowager's (Aunty Dawn's) glorious food.
Her humble servant,
Clare
When I read this email at work I swear I couldn't stop laughing to myself. Bruce, Uncle Gabriel and Zul plus Alice must think I'm mad but it's in pale comparison to the one who composed the email. Don't you think(?)
Waiting for
Cos you're the one that led me here, so take me.
