Meet my crazy other half ALL the way from Australia,Perth.
She is dintzy,
bimbotic,
clueless,
retarded (she attempted to bite my hand. Silly)
and she is in Singapore!!!(Her actual homeland).
Received her text late last night. Totally originally from HER. Uncut. Unedited. Uncensored. Just plain Hannah Wong. Notice all the bold stuff and see whether my description of her is accurate.
So to her text: Deborah! Hannah Wong here I hav a Sg number! You better not of forgotten who i am!! Or i will chop u! Jks. (meaning JOKES like not "Just kidding" or "I'm kidding" but "Jokes") I was going to go to ur church today! But then i didnt. Hahaha. Went to some cemetry instead. Pfft. :l Dude we have to catch up!! Ok man cya
My Reply: Omg so is this really the number you're using? Where are you staying now?
Her Reply: Haha. I'm going to beijing 2moro. And im coming bac to sg in 2 weeks and staying for 1 week more. Im staying in topayo. So ill cyu in 2wks or something k?!
Omg when I first read that message I thought Topayo meant some new hotel I've never heard of. Then later when I was stoning in front of the TV, I realised that she meant TOA PAYOH instead. OMG I swear I could die laughing.
Well anyway, her last text really tickled me to bits.
Oh sic! Im here next next next friday. On the 20th. Omg! TEXT IS ONLY 5 CENTS! And I got 100 free! Yayayay. Hahaha. And omg i fell in a drain today! How rank (what kinda lingo is that????) is that!! And i got shit on my pants! I was depressed for like an hour! Sigh. Lol. Ok msg u when i get bac. Cya!
